Twilight IV, part 1.

I really enjoyed the first part of the movie, really. Kristen Steward in bikini, Charlie and Bella’s wacky friends appeared and they’re my favourite characters, Alice is definitely a fashion psycho (actually, it creeps me out),… all very funny and bullship, but hilarious. Apart from a ridiculously dramatic dream I was having fun. So were my friends, although they didn’t laugh at Jacob’s “Oh, no! My ex-girlfriend is marrying my worst enemy! What should I do?! I know!” and tears out his shirt very intensively. I loved the trailer just for that.

So, I was enjoying the movie, in a so-bad-it’s-good way, like with the 3^rd one (I found the first two boring; I’m not even very sure what happens in the 2^nd one), but suddenly, bam! Abortion! Yes, they actually tried to talk about abortion, being clearly against it. It’s not the moment! If only she had used protection! Or maybe his sparkly sperm is so potent it would have burst the condom?! I hated the rest of the movie, except for the very ending, but I’ll tell you later.

I love how kissing her looks so painful to Edward.

Really, my friends were horrified by the pregnancy and the birth. I’m used to some gore, but it was all new to my friends, one of them only sees romantic movies and comedies, and the other said she wouldn’t have sex in at least ten years. How does it dare to have a message?! I’m not against of it having a little moral, like “be yourself (no matter if you’re an obnoxious teenager, don’t grow up!)” or “choose true love (no matter if he’s an abusive asshole, he loves you!), that’s fair and simple; but a fucking dissertation about abortion! It’s not right, it’s just not right. Oh, and the boy Bella is constantly rejecting and giving false hope at the same time, well, it’s Ok, he gets the baby! Yes, he gets the baby that was trying to kill Bella. Despite there was already Leah (who everybody treats like Meg in Family Guy), well he discovers the joys of paedophilia. I hated that movie, not even Charlie or sexy Kristen Steward can redeem it.

Oh, and the ending is Bella waking up… and the credits start and the director of the film turns out to be some Bill Condon. I laughed at that, but was really angry.