Wednesday 23 November 2011

Crinolines and hoops.

In Pope’s The Rape of the Lock there is a very powerful description of high class women in the XVIII century. They’re very beautiful, yes, but inactive, vain and stupid. Belinda actually breaks molds when she has a fit because her fiancĂ© has dared to cut one of her locks. In fact, it can be said that was proto-feminist and all.
No, really. She’s the protagonist, she’s active at the end of the poem, and she’s perceived by other people and even the poet as a ridiculous young lady with no class (and PMS, as Pope so subtly suggests).
I’m not saying there were no intelligent women at the time. Even those who weren’t poetical genius weren’t dumb either. But their physical attractiveness was their only way to show some energy and stand out, so they (I mean high-class women) spent a preposterously great amount of time dressing up. Obviously, the clothes they wore were imprisoning them too.
The hoop at the time didn’t reach the floor, so women would be able to walk in very elegant short steps, and made them occupy the place of three people. Imagine the spectacle, one woman walking very carefully not to throw anything on the ground, unable to run, occupying a whole sofa, … it was like a walking cage. In fact, it reminds me of the Chinese noble women’s feet. Google that and look at the images; it looks worse than it sounds.
Pope is very ambivalent toward women, but he at least conceded some thought to that; women’s behaviour is not portrayed as entirely stupid; Clarissa is given a good monologue about common sense and humour (she also aides the Baron, so well… an ambiguous character) and Belinda has some psychological profundity, though the poet finally didn’t see the importance of the matter; he, at least, tried to understand why, instead of accepting the common theories of the time (do women have a soul? They really doubted it).  

Twilight IV, part 1.

I really enjoyed the first part of the movie, really. Kristen Steward in bikini, Charlie and Bella’s wacky friends appeared and they’re my favourite characters, Alice is definitely a fashion psycho (actually, it creeps me out),… all very funny and bullship, but hilarious. Apart from a ridiculously dramatic dream I was having fun. So were my friends, although they didn’t laugh at Jacob’s “Oh, no! My ex-girlfriend is marrying my worst enemy! What should I do?! I know!” and tears out his shirt very intensively. I loved the trailer just for that.
So, I was enjoying the movie, in a so-bad-it’s-good way, like with the 3rd one (I found the first two boring; I’m not even very sure what happens in the 2nd one), but suddenly, bam! Abortion! Yes, they actually tried to talk about abortion, being clearly against it. It’s not the moment! If only she had used protection! Or maybe his sparkly sperm is so potent it would have burst the condom?! I hated the rest of the movie, except for the very ending, but I’ll tell you later.

I love how kissing her looks so painful to Edward.


Really, my friends were horrified by the pregnancy and the birth. I’m used to some gore, but it was all new to my friends, one of them only sees romantic movies and comedies, and the other said she wouldn’t have sex in at least ten years. How does it dare to have a message?! I’m not against of it having a little moral, like “be yourself (no matter if you’re an obnoxious teenager, don’t grow up!)” or “choose true love (no matter if he’s an abusive asshole, he loves you!), that’s fair and simple; but a fucking dissertation about abortion! It’s not right, it’s just not right. Oh, and the boy Bella is constantly rejecting and giving false hope at the same time, well, it’s Ok, he gets the baby! Yes, he gets the baby that was trying to kill Bella. Despite there was already Leah (who everybody treats like Meg in Family Guy), well he discovers the joys of paedophilia. I hated that movie, not even Charlie or sexy Kristen Steward can redeem it.
Oh, and the ending is Bella waking up… and the credits start and the director of the film turns out to be some Bill Condon. I laughed at that, but was really angry. 

Tuesday 1 November 2011

Happy Halloween!





Here where I live, celebrating Halloween is pretty new, and I’m too old for the Trick-or-Treat thing. Anyway, I love Halloween; it’s so much fun, back in Edinburgh I went to a  party dressed as a witch after seeing a parade of green and blue fairies and elves. It’s my favourite party after Christmas.

Unlike me, my sister hates it. She says it’s not our tradition and therefore we should not acknowledge and stick to our own tradition for this day, which I'm not very sure what it is about. I know it involves going to the cemetery and cleaning up the family tombs. Yes, that sounds like fun.

So, just after this argument with her, I went out and bought her a Halloween lollipop. That was as a prank, but you have to admit, it was a rather nice one. She couldn’t say anything other than thanks, and I think she’s keeping the lollipop.
What do you think about Halloween? I know it’s not really a part of our culture, but is that so important?